I talked to my gramma for like 2 hours yesterday. It's her birthday tomorrow. She's 60 years and a bit older than me, so she's 87. She's hilarious. She still lives on her farm by herself, and gardens up a storm every summer.
We were talking about this neighbour guy who is 69 and his wife just died in october and he's marrying a 50 year old lady.
M: Does she know next year when she's 51 he'll be 70?
G: I don't know (giggle giggle).
M: You're not planning on getting married any time soon are you Gramma?
G: No... I don't think so. (pause). Not unless I can find a rich one who's going to die the next day so I can have all his money.