Thursday, September 25, 2003


i so don't feel like buying anything here


dear store management:

so tonight i went to the jaw (which is caronport slang for moose jaw), to go shopping/out for supper with my roomdawg (which is camp slang for roommate) jodi, and that was cool.

except pretty much everywhere, especially your grocery store, and the one down the street, is decorated for halloween.

a) it's still september.

b) a shiny jewel encrusted shell in the apple display does not make me want to buy apples.

c) two large plastic skeltons hanging by the deli do not make me want to buy deli meats in the slightest. in fact, i find it quite revolting.

d) now, a pumpkin here and there, i can handle that. but a RIP tombstone at every checkout? come on, that is going a bit overboard.

sincerely,

mikao's world management

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