joanne and i just returned from what she called our "covert op, " op as in operation... a.k.a. getting toilet paper from the dorm.
yes, we totally ran out of toilet paper. and we live in a little town. with no stores selling toilet paper. and no immediate way to get into moose jaw. what are four toiletpaper-less girls to do? we did the only thing we could, we stole t.p. from our old dorm residence "LA". yes, we stole toilet paper. the hard crunchy kind that you find in the grossest of gas stations all across Canada and the US. but we had no choice.
we went over at about 11:30pm on a saturday night, so we knew that not too many people would be around. we went and visited my old roommate leanne from last year, so we would have a legitimate excuse to be in the dorm. then jodi and kaia came. and so we chatted it up for a bit. then jodi wanted joanne to see her room. so we went upstairs, and talked with jodi and jodi's roommate jenelle for a bit.
then, finally, at about 1:15am, we escaped. i was the lookout while joanne slipped 6 rolls of t.p. into a garbage bag she had brought with her and we made our escape into the darkness. except tonight's a full moon, so really wasn't that dark. but we made it, no one saw us, that we know of at least. and we were very quiet. we lived in "LA" for four years though, paying $525 a month for room and board... i think that somehow we payed for that toilet paper sometime in our college years.
or am i now a felon? i hope that the rcmp won't come and get me. do you think you can go to jail for grand theft t.p.?
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