Wednesday, May 19, 2004


I'll Be Rich


My friend Joanne emailed me yesterday to tell me she had just recieved a cheque in the mail from our alma matter for eleven dollars. She graduated a year ago.

Do you think they send everyone eleven bucks a year after graduating? If that is the case, that will be a nice surprise in a year (if I forget about this before then). But also, if that is the case, then they owe me twenty-two bucks for previous graduations that I have endured. Maybe the eleven bucks only goes to people who have left town.

In that case, I am looking forward to my eleven dollars. I can't wait.

I am currently taking suggestions on what I should, in a year from now, spend my eleven bucks on.

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