b) The extreme ugliness of this half-finished template.
Someday I shall have time for the endless pointless posts and the few good ones I once did. I think I would like to make more time for them. I miss it.
Now for a piece of information you can store away in your brain somewhere and pull back up when you're 92 at the old folks' home... there's a coffee cup in my office's kitchenette with the name "Larry" on it. This I find most humourous because... well, because no one name Larry works here.