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For My Real Life Friends

I always tell people if I had a car I would paint something cool on the side of it, like a cob of corn. Because, seriously, who does that? It would be the only car in the world with a cob of corn painted on the side of it.

"Corny" is seriously going to be one of the coolest cars around.

But I really had not ever taken the time to think of other corn on the cob novelty items... other, than you know, the standard corn cob holder thingies that you can get to stick in the ends of corn cobs to facilitate the holding of the corn cob whilst eating it.

I had no idea that someone out there makes corn cob baby suits.

I would almost* have a baby just so I could get a corn cob baby suit.


*I said almost. I'm not that nuts.